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FuzzDuck
November 15th, 2009, 04:17 PM
Ok since no one ever posts on the forums unless someone else does first I took the initiative to do so. Me, Reclaimer, and Mcstarken used to do this all the time in Fear Films, and I wanted to see if I could bring back an old fun time.

The rules you may only have 5 word posts that go along with the story.

For example I might say

Once there was a guy

then Blekk might say

Named Roger who liked to

Then Renegade might say

Eat Cheezits while reading a...

so on and so forth.



Wait for people to post, no double posting, this story can be as random and funny as possible, but keep it clean :) I'll start



Once a man named Firestorm...
Blekk
November 15th, 2009, 05:12 PM
went to a whore house...
OMGIts Renegade
November 15th, 2009, 06:42 PM
To purchase a blushing bride!
VenomousCarnage
November 15th, 2009, 08:18 PM
who was actually a guy...
Blekk
November 15th, 2009, 10:02 PM
with a knife in hand..
OMGIts Renegade
November 15th, 2009, 10:21 PM
And a castration in mind!
FuzzDuck
November 15th, 2009, 11:59 PM
However Firestorm developed ninja powers...
VenomousCarnage
November 16th, 2009, 01:26 AM
and royally kicked his ass...
Reclaimer52
November 16th, 2009, 08:37 AM
into the dimension from hell!
OMGIts Renegade
November 16th, 2009, 02:29 PM
Covered in blood and sweat....


(Poor Firestorm, though, he did get kick ass ninja powers, all is right in the world!)
Blekk
November 16th, 2009, 05:57 PM
he stripped off his clothing...
OMGIts Renegade
November 16th, 2009, 09:12 PM
And did an Irish jig!
McStarken
November 16th, 2009, 10:05 PM
Then McStarken Laughed a bit
Blekk
November 16th, 2009, 10:14 PM
and joined him as well
McStarken
November 16th, 2009, 10:24 PM
and danced techno all naked
FuzzDuck
November 16th, 2009, 10:45 PM
And blekk was very pleased...
McStarken
November 16th, 2009, 11:21 PM
while staring at those two
VenomousCarnage
November 17th, 2009, 02:20 AM
and removed his own clothes...
Blekk
November 17th, 2009, 02:46 PM
and stared some more while
OMGIts Renegade
November 17th, 2009, 03:57 PM
eating a fancy chocolate pie!
VenomousCarnage
November 17th, 2009, 08:35 PM
After scarfing down his meal...
Blekk
November 17th, 2009, 09:12 PM
he then puked on Fuzz
OMGIts Renegade
November 17th, 2009, 10:38 PM
Who then began shouting obscenities!
McStarken
November 17th, 2009, 11:11 PM
and started looking for Reclaimer
OMGIts Renegade
November 17th, 2009, 11:19 PM
Somebody's gonna pay for this!
FuzzDuck
November 17th, 2009, 11:30 PM
The duo beat blekks ass...
VenomousCarnage
November 18th, 2009, 03:12 AM
into the bowels of hell
Reclaimer52
November 18th, 2009, 10:46 AM
When suddenly a giant creature...
OMGIts Renegade
November 18th, 2009, 02:10 PM
Loudly Roared his name. "ASSSKRAKENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FuzzDuck
November 18th, 2009, 02:40 PM
Reclaimer revealed a secret weapon...
Blekk
November 18th, 2009, 03:33 PM
the almighty sword of ecstasy
xX6PHANTOM6Xx
November 18th, 2009, 10:14 PM
which he used it to kill himself
FuzzDuck
November 19th, 2009, 12:36 PM
Firestorm was devastated that he....
Blekk
November 19th, 2009, 03:12 PM
shanked a baby with a
Firestorm12
November 19th, 2009, 04:08 PM
lead pipe in the kitchen
OMGIts Renegade
November 19th, 2009, 05:58 PM
Sobbing, he left the house....
Blekk
November 19th, 2009, 07:16 PM
to find Colonel Mustard trying..
OMGIts Renegade
November 19th, 2009, 08:16 PM
to hide the bloody wrench....
Flipps XD
November 21st, 2009, 08:46 AM
He found a old barn
McStarken
November 21st, 2009, 11:50 AM
then it all got boring
Reclaimer52
November 21st, 2009, 11:52 AM
so he went home to
Flipps XD
November 21st, 2009, 08:05 PM
Play patty cake with fuzzduck
VenomousCarnage
November 22nd, 2009, 02:19 AM
until he saw flipps hiding...
Avange
November 22nd, 2009, 01:01 PM
You do realise now that after 2 years of trying somebody did actually get the last word on that thread. Any idea who it was???
Blekk
November 22nd, 2009, 02:34 PM
You do realise now that after 2 years of trying somebody did actually get the last word on that thread. Any idea who it was???

then this guy comes and..
Firestorm12
November 22nd, 2009, 02:42 PM
ruins the whole f-ing story
OMGIts Renegade
November 22nd, 2009, 03:16 PM
Can't... breath.... laughing.. too... hard....
VenomousCarnage
November 22nd, 2009, 06:41 PM
Renegade said as he gasped...
Flipps XD
November 22nd, 2009, 06:49 PM
Then flipps kicked avanges asz

(You F*ck it up I had to do it)
Blekk
November 22nd, 2009, 07:25 PM
Then the mods take action..
OMGIts Renegade
November 22nd, 2009, 08:11 PM
Global mods strike! Renegade cried!!
VenomousCarnage
November 22nd, 2009, 08:40 PM
who then combined, forming voltron!
McStarken
November 22nd, 2009, 09:48 PM
Then the admin comes in ..

(Avange....what was that ? you do realize that this thread is on this forum, meaning its got nothing to with any other X word story thread in the entire internet universe, dont you ? still, next few posts were hilarious xD)
Blekk
November 22nd, 2009, 10:15 PM
and unbans the spamming bots!
Reclaimer52
November 23rd, 2009, 11:34 AM
Chaos ensues, the people scream
Flipps XD
November 23rd, 2009, 03:10 PM
Online trolls screams a man
Blekk
November 24th, 2009, 10:42 PM
who then dives behind the
Flipps XD
November 25th, 2009, 11:41 PM
Uber 1337 buss of MLGZZZ
Blekk
November 25th, 2009, 11:47 PM
and four shotz the evil
Firestorm12
November 28th, 2009, 04:16 PM
killing them all in a
Flipps XD
November 28th, 2009, 06:06 PM
Mister Willy wonkas cholate factory
FuzzDuck
November 30th, 2009, 01:36 AM
FuzzDuck then comes down and blows up everything, then his head explodes and donuts rain out of his head.


The End :D
Firestorm12
November 30th, 2009, 01:42 AM
Breaking the rules he set
VenomousCarnage
November 30th, 2009, 04:32 AM
"How dare he?!" Venom thought...
Flipps XD
December 1st, 2009, 07:02 PM
"Meow LOL" Flipps XD says
hollywood_graveyard
December 5th, 2009, 11:24 PM
With an afro on his
Firestorm12
December 6th, 2009, 11:37 PM
shoulder, he leaps into a
Ghosty taco
December 8th, 2009, 03:29 AM
a taco named sarge awesome!
Firestorm12
December 8th, 2009, 02:55 PM
Then everything seemed to stop
VenomousCarnage
December 8th, 2009, 11:50 PM
because the story got random
FuzzDuck
December 8th, 2009, 11:52 PM
even though FuzzDuck ended it
VenomousCarnage
December 9th, 2009, 12:12 AM
Most people here obviously disagree
hollywood_graveyard
December 9th, 2009, 11:14 AM
Then, randomly, there was explosions
Firestorm12
December 9th, 2009, 04:21 PM
Michael Bay style, and Reclaimer52
FuzzDuck
December 9th, 2009, 04:53 PM
used his awesome edit powers...

(Firestorm likes the Jonas brothers)

(Get over it) - Firestorm12
Firestorm12
December 9th, 2009, 10:24 PM
Actually, it was really Firestorm
FuzzDuck
December 10th, 2009, 01:15 PM
who just stole the spotlight
VenomousCarnage
December 10th, 2009, 09:50 PM
From the grasp of Fuzzduck
Firestorm12
December 10th, 2009, 10:34 PM
as he yelled in tongues
FuzzDuck
December 11th, 2009, 12:20 AM
and set Firestorm12 on fire!

*take that bytch! :D
Firestorm12
December 16th, 2009, 04:08 PM
How'd Firestorm catch on fire?!
FuzzDuck
December 16th, 2009, 10:57 PM
Then Firestorm froze in ice
Flipps XD
December 18th, 2009, 01:48 PM
Then flipps kicked ninja ass!


(I thing this should be our next project)